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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Christmas Eve Book Promo - or - Books That Should Really be Written

The book:
Life Beyond the Internet

-The tragic true story of a man, Dan de Manson, who left the safety of virtual reality to abscond into nature.

Concerning de Manson:

 
"Why did he leave? Facebook can offer us everything we will ever need... except nutrition, oxygen, and hydration." ~Bob Dutch

"Nature? He wanted 'Nature'? He could have Googled 'Nature'" ~Samantha Fae Argyle

"YouTube has double rainbows... All the way across the sky! Does nature have double rainbows all the way across the sky? I think not." ~Alan Pinkerton

A single tear-shedding emoticon for those lost. :'(


~Rafe

P.S.
I'd buy that book... if it existed. :\


P.P.S.
Merry Christmas! :D

1 comment:

  1. I would read that book in the store. And then buy it if I liked it enough... if it existed. :\

    Merry Christmas to you!

    (i thought it was a real book when you posted this on facebook. you should write it)

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