So, I've decided to give you the Hat Fashion Rules... that I'm making up just now.
I'll discuss when and how who can wear what hats... and still be FASHIONABLE!
(All advice is for entertainment only. Rafe, nor any of his colleagues, siblings, or acquaintances are responsible for any faux pas committed while following the fashion tips found in this blog.)
|Belfry St Bogart|
Gee... making up rules as you go may not be as easy as I thought.
Let's give this one some thought. If you're a snappy dresser, and can pull off that look without being a pimp... then maybe. It's not a casual "It's sunny, let's wear a hat" hat. Unless you're friggin rich. Then it's okay. But you still better dress nice. And attend a cocktail party.
It'll go good with your spats.
Either way, you can't wear this hat. Nope. Not a good idea. Unless, of course, you're a big (probably dumb) thug with tattoos (but not too many... and no sleeves) and don't wear sleeves. You probably "talka like dis, Bubba," and carry a switchblade.
I probably call you Porky.
If you actually wear this hat and are NOT called Porky, please comment below. I would like to know if you get beat up.
Please remember that I'm making this up as I go. It's all gut-reaction rules. I'm open to suggestions and modifications from my readers. (I know... I'm acting like I actually have more than one... it's cute of me, isn't it?)
You're allowed to wear this if you are a girl between the ages of 11 and 19. Anything else, and I am forced to make fun of you.
Get the picture?
(But, really, if you ARE a girl of the right age, it'll probably look cute on you.) ;)
You ARE the BEAST!
Rock on, my friend. Rock on.
|San Diego Vienna|
If you can pull off that 1920's look, then go for it. Otherwise, choose another hat.
Okay. Maybe I'll let your wear this beaut if you have large loop earrings and a necklace that hangs down to your bellybutton. I'd suggest purple boots and a scarf as well.
Be sure you're cute too.
...or is it?
Maybe this isn't a hat at all! Maybe it's an alien spaceship designed to transport the spawn of an evil flora-based lifeforms to Earth atop the heads of the fashionably inept!
By golly, we've got it, men!
Hats in the Belfry is definitely NOT going to appreciate my advertising.
|Kathy Jean Iris|
Unless you're a rock star...
Don't do it.
|Cha Chas Darede|
A- for effort, but only a C for cuteness...
Otherwise you're an ass hole.
"Hey, you... are you an ass hole?"
"No, it's okay. I work on a wharf."
"Wharf" is fun to say. Try it.
|Cha Chas Juniper|
I freaking LOVE this hat!!!
Okay, it's obviously a girls hat. But I think I'd fall instantly in love with any (young, single and decently attractive) woman I saw wearing it.
It's just that awesome!
<--"Juniper" is also a cool name for a hat.
|WC Fields Top Hat|
Yes... WC Fields... if you're not him (or, possibly, Franklin Roosevelt) you can pass up this hat.
It's a stove-pipe.
|Belfry John Bull|
...the cool top hat.
You may wear this on any occasion with any outfit... so long as you do not disgrace it.
Before you put on this hat, I want you to do something.
Go look in a mirror...
...and make darn well certain you are the Mad friggin Hatter!
Then go ahead and do what you were doing.
You have my blessing.
Okay... I'm open to whatever you have to say... I don't even follow (or believe in) all of my fashion tips. Take them with a grain of salt (and a grain of sand... and a grain of DEATH!!!)
All hats from http://www.hatsinthebelfry.com/ ... I want one. :\